I was born like any normal baby is born, from my mama, she gave birth to twelve thousand eggs, and we all hatched on September 10th, 1813. Like most babies we argued and fought, this went on for about eight years, which whittled us down to about three thousand or so. Then in 1823 Papa came home for supper and devoured a good chunk of us in no time, which left me and about one hundred siblings left to venture into the world of men.
When I was still a wee one, I remember telling my Mama, I wanted to have my own business and be successful like humans do. She chuckled at my childish needs, causing a crushing storm on the surface of the waters, that sunk three large cargo ships. I still feel pretty bad about that, but, it was funny, my Mama is the best!
After many years of practice, I finally mastered the art of flesh, and was able to comfortably transform into a human fleshling. I noticed people liked the pretty ones, so that was my goal, to be pretty and have my own business. It took a few more years, but I figured it out and opened my first, Fish N' Chip Shack, in Washington State, and it was a big hit! I always had the freshest fish and the crispiest chips, and pretty soon, I had five around the state, including one on Wailing Rock.
Papa has a pet there around that island, its my very favorite of all the pets he and Mama have around this world. Whats really unique about that island though, is the ley-line configuration, that the pets there actually feed from. The crystals heal the supers that have also made the island their home, and yes, even me when I swim down into the depths... So, its been about two-hundred years now, give or take, and I have settled down and took over the Fish N' Chip Shack on Wailing Rock; I keep it low key, and mind my own business. No, I do not eat people, I'm not an animal after all... Alright who am I kidding, I'm an animal, and I will eat you if you come to close to my layer.. Just sayen.
Selfie of me kicken back.. Shout out to my sis, Martha, and my bro, Tyrone. Love you guys!