(The username on this post is just a series of numbers 901892893892. The user name was made fresh from a burner phone that was paid for by cash and an email address generated for this purpose on a website similar to temp-mail.org)
Willing to pay handsomely for quniform tablet. Private collector. (Burner phone paid for with cash number here message Morsmordre.Furman or Morzanna Strastych for display name) Text. Do not call. If you know where one is and it leads to my collection growing, you may collect a reward too.
Information Reward: 10,000 USD
Purchasing Price: Negotiable